Saturday, April 21, 2012

So say you love me here and now, I'll make the most of that. Say you love and trust me, For I know you'll disgust me When you're old and getting fat.

Guess who had a birthday since the last time we blogged...That's right!  Nicholas did.  On April 5, 2012 Nicholas hit the big 3-0 and he hit it hard.  At first I told him that I couldn't see any difference between 29 and 30 but now that I'm doing a comparison, I'm really not so sure...
Nicholas on April 4

Nicholas on April 5

So, in honor of Nicholas' milestone birthday, we celebrated...and celebrated...and celebrated! On Nicholas' actual birthday we stayed low key and he picked out a special birthday dinner--lamb chops, mashed potatoes, and broccoli--and I made raspberry shortbread for dessert.
Raspberry shortbread.  Compost sold separately.

Of course, Nicholas' big birthday present was his party.  The whole house was decorated to look like a shrine to Nicholas.  I collected pictures, only around 300 or so, from the last 30 years and turned them into triptych panels on card stock.
Nicholas is the old lady featured at the far right.
Then I made a photo timeline by hanging all of the triptychs around the first floor of our house.  The menu included Nicholas' favorite snacks and an homage to Nicholas' first birthday cake. 

Cake from April '83


Cake from April '12



Nicholas blowing out his candles with help from Bailey and Macy

The fact that the inside of this year's cake was red velvet really added a certain je ne sais quoi to the experience.  (Science fact: the bunny died, so all of our neighbors are pregnant)


Nicholas cutting the bleeding bunny while Jared comforts a traumatized looking Kelsey in the background

I really got a kick out of the cake. 
Ouiser was unamused.


Oh, and Shelby died.  (SPOILER ALERT)



Anyway, it was very nice to have all of our wonderful neighbors and Nicholas' family and friends pile into the house to celebrate.  David even flew in from Chicago to surprise Nicholas on the morning of the party.  The bigger surprise: David wasn't invited to the party...awkward.

And in the end everyone got to take away a little party favor.
























Now that all of the celebrations are over and the dust has settled, it's time for finals!  I'm so sad that we're almost done our first year in Cleveland and I'm devastated that I only have one more year left of my program...APRIL FOOLS! 

Editor's Note: April Fools came and went 20 days ago.  Above sentence should probably read: I'm so sad that we're almost done our first year in Cleveland and I'm devastated that I only have one more year left of my program...PATHOLOGICAL LIES!

Anyway, life is pretty much back to normal now with the exception of today's great discovery: Pi is one of the world's most gifted performers.  Today she recreated that famous scene from Caddyshack with the Baby Ruth.  Except instead of a pool, it was the middle of our basement.  And instead of a Baby Ruth, it was actually feces. 
Nicholas with cat feces
Wendy breaking it down to Kenny Loggins
Remember how we always had four cats?  Well that's still true...for now.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

We like kids, which is nice. Kinda weird though. It's like saying "I like people, for a little while."

Well we're back and writing again.  Our fan(s?) kept nudging us to blog again and we were a little afraid to disappoint them (her).
Knife-wielding maniac/blog enthusiast
I know it's taken us a while to update.  You may think that that's because we've been really busy with school or field work or just generally having a good time.  Allow me set you straight.  It's because we got back to Cleveland in January and then nothing happened for about 3 months...

Mercifully in March, Molly and Chloe showed up on our doorstep to brighten up our gray Cleveland days.  I was a little worried about Chloe adjusting to the new place, but she promptly made herself at home by marking her territory on our bed with her naked bottom and stealing Nicholas' stuffed animals.
Playing with the erroneously identified "ducky" and "cow"
On Molly and Chloe's first day in the Cleve we went to the Children's Museum in the morning.  Chloe took to the water table at the museum like a duck to...whatever a duck takes to.


She even let Uncle Nicholas play a little bit too



After we dragged Nicholas away from the water table, we went up to the small childrens' room, which is specially designed for the little 'uns.  We managed to keep busy in there for a while.  Chloe occupied herself harvesting chicken eggs, driving the car, bogarting all of the oversized stuffed animals, and repeatedly toppling the tower that poor Nicholas kept trying to build.  What a bully she is!

Pig thief


Driving away with unsuspecting little girl
Sad to have lost her prey



After the museum we feasted on crocodile and fresh fries and took our naps.

Post-nap we took Chloe to a local and not-at-all frightening park where she showed no fear and climbed on everything, even the highest slide.
Monkey see...

Monkey do...

Monkey experiences centripetal force...

Monkey's Mom gets tired of holding her up



First time on a big girl swing--an enjoyment that was not hampered by the local, not-at-all scary children

 Just in case the day hadn't been over-stimulating enough, when we got home we had a sidewalk chalk extravaganza!



Aunt Wendy was surprised to have been used as drawing board

Chloe, however, was amused






















We all slept well that night!!



On day two we took Molly and Chloe to the Cleveland Zoo.  Below you can see them looking at the "hoala"  and admiring the poorly contained kangaroos.














Oh, and here's a monkey butt.
Ya know, just 'cause.

On day three Molly and Chloe left and then we went back to doing pretty much nothing.

Oh, and we love Cleveland now and are never going to leave!  


DUH! That last part was clearly April Fools


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