See, this is exactly the kind of thing that happens when there's no order, no planning. Hitler and Martha Stewart would've hated that wedding.

So, it's been a while.  And rather than attempt to recap everything that's happened since the last time we blogged, we're just going to kick this new era of blogging off with the really important stuff. 
To start with, we went ahead and got married.

BINDING JEWISH CONTRACT!!!

There were so many special touches to the day and almost everything went off without a hitch.  With all the planning and all the stress leading up to this one day, it would have been easy to forget what the day was truly about: 

Just kidding.  Nobody really thought that.  Okay, maybe one person...

Molly.  It was Molly.

In all seriousness (which, by the way, I don't remember agreeing to) it was an amazing day and we couldn't have asked for anything more.

After we got back to Cleveland--Yeah, that's still a place--we took a Mini-Moon to the Canadian side of Niagara Falls. 

Editor's note/Disambiguation: Mini-Moon is a short honeymoon.  Not to be confused with a small person sans pants. 

Mini-Mooners (Def. A)

Mini-Mooner (Def. B)

We did all of the traditional honeymoon stuff:

Play "Moose and the Mounty"

Enjoy sweet loving

and act out some long-harbored fantasies.

That's it for us.  But we'll be back soon with more blogging. 

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